Man poops in his pant to avoid arrest....Lol...this is serious

What a crappy plan.

A New Jersey man on the runs from police pooped in his pants in an attempt to scare police off.

The stinkbug’s tactic ultimately failed, as Linden officers cuffed Kyle Chambliss, 27, after a messy struggle at about 4:21 a.m. on Sunday.

Police said the defiant defecator hit one of the officers in the chest and kicked another in the leg while officers were trying to handcuff him.

Officers first found Chambliss yelling on his cellphone while sitting in a car, reeking of alcohol.

After learning he was being arrested, Chambliss told police he had to defecate himself, and did it right in front of the officers.

The self-pooper was pepper sprayed and then arrested following the struggle.

One of the officers sought medical treatment for the scuffle.

Chambliss was charged with aggravated assault on a police officer, resisting arrest and disorderly conduct. There were also warrants for his arrest from the Somerset County and Union County Sheriff's department, as well as the Bound Brook Municipal Court.

Chambliss is being held on a $65,000 bail.

Source: Nydailynews